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So, I'm Page. I wanted to be Xena when I was little. Little known secret: I still do. I also desperately wanted to be Sam Lowry from the 1985 film Brazil, because my parents were awesome and only let me watch esoteric movies like that.

I blame them for my complete inability to follow the mainstream.

But in general, I like pretty things. I like things I can squeal over. I really like things that make me think.

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Batman. Doctor Who. Haruki Murakami. Korean dramas. Zombies. The Sims. Cross-stitch. Frosted Flakes. Rodgers and Hammerstein. Homestuck. Stanley Kubrick. Dirty New York bars. Samgyeopsal and beer. Lois and Clark. Grapes. Pablo Neruda.


Themed by Monique Tendencia.

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toweringstarks:

wraparoundcurl:

-bobella-:

rocketfists:

Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk | Lucky Suit & Tie (MASHUP)

WHOA

Important.

Essential.

WHAT IS THIS EARGASM I’M HAVING

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dontsayyourgoodbyes:

amoying:

android18:

bobloblawlawbloggg:

Kids can’t answer basic questions

this makes me incredibly sad

‘name a country that starts with the letter u’

‘eur..ope?’

“canada? no nvm thats a state………..”

i’M SCREAMING OGMF

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over 

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tabbystardust:

I made this graphic because some people like to complain that changing the gender/sex of the characters somehow “ruins” or “desecrates” Arthur Conan Doyle’s legacy. Funnily enough nobody ever complains when they are turned into mice, dogs, etc. (Presumably because they are still male.) As you can see there have been several female versions of these characters in the past, and they have hardly ruined anything.

Some of the oldest adaptations only had the actor info for Holmes on IMDB, so either Watson didn’t exist in those films at all, or the actor is unknown. (If he did exist it’s pretty safe to assume he was male.)

I excluded incarnations where Holmes/Watson only appeared once as guest stars in unrelated tv shows. (There were lots.)

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agreyelf:

strikeraider:

deathviashowerskanking:

stopandsmellthedata:

ensanguinedbirdy:

thefandomlyfe:

justlaughit-off:

fancyrussiansushi:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

TRAINING BRAS!

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fyeahsirvlad: thelightofdeadstars: goodnightvenom: shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts: The educational system in one image. Ahh this is clever. “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. Yes ohmigod Admin: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.

fyeahsirvlad:

thelightofdeadstars:

goodnightvenom:

shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts:

The educational system in one image.

Ahh this is clever.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Yes ohmigod

Admin: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.

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k-josephine:

8alls:

PONPONPON (8bit)

gotta make sure my blog is kawaii today

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marykay1880:

ineslovesdc:

mccnshine:

Links for bored people. You’re welcome.

THANK YOU INTERNET

but this is seriously the coolest collection of webpages ever

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moniquill: thegrimsqueaker: illeity: adventuretitan: Those are some bloody cute oven mitts #Let’s all look with wonder at this scene  #Finn doesn’t need mitts to handle the cards  #But Flame Princess does  #And it’s a cumbersome experience for her trying to pick up cards  #So Finn wears mitts out of solidarity and support  #It shows in a subtle way a rather clear fact about Finn: He’s an outstanding boyfriend More than that, Finn’s an outstanding friend. FP is trying to cope with living in a world where she’s essentially disabled. She can’t directly interact with most things, as nothing is made to withstand her. Can you imagine not being able to touch anything around you? Just think of how isolating that would be. She probably can’t leave her home without careful planning, because any sudden rain shower could kill her. And even if she stays inside her house, her safety isn’t assured, because her house is also partially made of fire. Essentially, she’s living in a place so alien to beings like her such a basic thing as the weather is a hostile force. She can’t even touch other people, because doing so would injure them. Think about that. Think about not being able to touch anyone or anything that wasn’t made of stone or metal. And think about how she’s at most twelve years old and dealing with all of that. Can you imagine how lonely she must feel? But then, she gets this fantastic friend who does all of these little things for her and with her, and shows FP that she’s not alone. When she nearly destroyed a kingdom, he stopped her without hurting her. When she ran away from an abusive home, he helped build her a new one. When she wanted to hug him without hurting him, he found a way. When her unstable chemical makeup almost destroyed her and the world, he saved both. When she was feeling homesick, he brought her things to make her new home better for her. When she had to struggle just to play a game with him, he struggled with her, just so she wouldn’t have to feel bad. That’s more than just being an awesome boyfriend, that’s Finn being an actual flawless friend. reblogging again for awesome commentary

moniquill:

thegrimsqueaker:

illeity:

adventuretitan:

Those are some bloody cute oven mitts

#Let’s all look with wonder at this scene  #Finn doesn’t need mitts to handle the cards  #But Flame Princess does  #And it’s a cumbersome experience for her trying to pick up cards  #So Finn wears mitts out of solidarity and support  #It shows in a subtle way a rather clear fact about Finn: He’s an outstanding boyfriend

More than that, Finn’s an outstanding friend.

FP is trying to cope with living in a world where she’s essentially disabled. She can’t directly interact with most things, as nothing is made to withstand her. Can you imagine not being able to touch anything around you? Just think of how isolating that would be.

She probably can’t leave her home without careful planning, because any sudden rain shower could kill her. And even if she stays inside her house, her safety isn’t assured, because her house is also partially made of fire. Essentially, she’s living in a place so alien to beings like her such a basic thing as the weather is a hostile force.

She can’t even touch other people, because doing so would injure them. Think about that. Think about not being able to touch anyone or anything that wasn’t made of stone or metal. And think about how she’s at most twelve years old and dealing with all of that. Can you imagine how lonely she must feel?

But then, she gets this fantastic friend who does all of these little things for her and with her, and shows FP that she’s not alone. When she nearly destroyed a kingdom, he stopped her without hurting her. When she ran away from an abusive home, he helped build her a new one. When she wanted to hug him without hurting him, he found a way. When her unstable chemical makeup almost destroyed her and the world, he saved both. When she was feeling homesick, he brought her things to make her new home better for her. When she had to struggle just to play a game with him, he struggled with her, just so she wouldn’t have to feel bad.

That’s more than just being an awesome boyfriend, that’s Finn being an actual flawless friend.

reblogging again for awesome commentary

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cityofdauntlessdelirium:

Bloodlines: Book 1 2 3
The Catcher in the Rye
Delirium: Book 1 2 3
Divergent: Books 1-2
The Fault in Our Stars
Graceling Realm: Book 1 2 3
The Great Gatsby
Harry Potter: Book 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
The Hunger Games: Books 1-3
The Infernal Devices: Book 1 2
Looking for Alaska
Mara Dyer: Book 1 2
Matched: Book 1 2 3
The Maze Runner: Books 1-2 3
The Mortal Instruments: Books 1-3 4 5
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Books 1-5
The Perks of Being A Wallflower
Shatter Me: Book 1 2
Sookie Stackhouse Novels: Books 1-11 12
Vampire Academy: Books 1-4 5-6

Report broken links or make requests here.

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awkward-elevator:

Artwork by Awkward Elevator Contributing Artist Daniel Irizarri

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haitian-sensation:

hermanifesto:

whatiremembered:

Louis C.K. explains white privilege to America on Jay Leno, without actually saying “white privilege”.

this. this. ALL OF THIS. 

DAMMIT THIS MAN’S A GENIUS. A GOTDAMNED GENIUS

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mrmojorisinn:

I could pee on this.

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kyleehenke: ihaveamicrophone: darkoverord: dalehan: pwnypony: GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. HOLY FUCK. GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE. That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really. All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID. I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE Reblogging for the greater good. I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff. oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs! The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!! Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.

kyleehenke:

ihaveamicrophone:

darkoverord:

dalehan:

pwnypony:

image

GUYS. GUYS.

GUYS.

HOLY FUCK.

GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE.

image

That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.

All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.

I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE

Reblogging for the greater good.

I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff.

oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP

Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs!

The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!!

Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.

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dakt37:

naughtyrobotics:

trickstersgambit:

madcap-self-made-superhero:

the-apex-predator:

vida-es-bonita:

this is actually really relevant in today’s society.

otherwise known as the entire romney campaign

Judge Frollo even kinda looks like Romney.

Shit you’re right.

wait so does that mean

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